Major archaeological dig could stop Aberdeen’s new stadium


The ancient town of Westhill have requested stopping Aberdeen FC’s new stadium after artefacts from the original Westhill settlement were found during an archeological dig.

This major discovery has enticed The Time Team hippies and Baldrick out of retirement to continue investigations. The first settlement at Westhill dates all the way back to 1968 and a Coke bottle in this condition could be worth buttons. Such details of the early Westhillians, and their strange occult religion NIMBY are closely guarded as largely people avoid the town at all costs. For obvious reasons.

The NIMBY religion oddly doesn’t allow them to foresee the future whereby if it’s not the football stadium, their view will ultimately be ugly fucking houses, identical to their own.