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McInnes Aberdeen f.c.

Important to get this in before the second game…

With the news the Death Star exploded yesterday, it was declared the Rebel Alliance have won. Lots of middle aged men, who frankly should know better, were yesterday singing the Star Wars theme very loudly, waving invisible lightsabers and adding what they thought were pretty cool sound effects, but were really a bit shit. A […]

Jimmy Calderwood Greek prime minister

Acropolis now In a surprise appointment Jimmy Calderwood was last night announced as the new Greek Prime Minister. Calderwood, the former… you know who he is, said yesterday ‘ I’m delighted to get the job at the relegation and bankruptcy threatened country, and can’t wait to get started, working on my tan’. On being asked […]

The answer to that question in the headline, is not Gary Glitter…  

The last match before the old Beach End bit the dust: Aberdeen vs. Falkirk (3-0)  © Copyright Colin Smith and licensed for reuse under this Creative Commons Licence http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/115864 So this is, as the caption says, the last match with the old Beach End from 1992. It doesn’t look like much, it was ‘done’, it needed to be […]

Simple Minds Celtic

As Celtic supporters launch into another verse of ‘that fucking Depeche Mode song’, spare a thought for Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill… Nelson Mandela will shortly be releasing a single to commemorate their suffering.

With the release of the new season’s squad numbers on the club’s website, the news of being dropped came as a shock to the club’s Number 12. (The Red Army). When asked, Number 12 said, ‘I’m gutted but it was the manager’s decision and that has to be accepted. Fairs play like, last season was […]

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