As the joy of the winning two games out of two, and playing well slowly sinks in, Aberdeen supporters began realising what has really happened to the club over the last 25 years.
Dons supporter Jimmy Alexander explained, ‘Well all these years we thought it was Milne’s complete inability to get a decision right, that was the problem. Turns out we were wrong’. He went on to add, ‘Seems the Gods of football had put a curse on our club. As long as Sir Alex was managing Man Utd, we were going to be shite’.
Jimmy went on to explain, ‘I fucking love Ferguson right. Love him. Legend, god, genius, and a thousand times more. I’d follow him into war. Sacrifice my first born if he wanted it, no worries Alex. I’d do anything for the man. Following his Man Utd team the last couple of decades, has been wonderful, an honour. I didn’t even feel like a glory hunting parasite, because I wasn’t supporting Man Utd, I was supporting the man we called Fergie’.
He went on to say, ‘Of course if I’d known Ferguson was the cause of the Dons being so awful the last 25 years, I’d have taken him out with an AK47, in about 1991. No hesitation.’
‘To think, that’s all it would have taken to avoid the Aitken, Hegarty, Miller, Calderwood, Patterson, McGhee, Broon years. The Fitba Gods eh. Fucking cunts’.
On being asked by the Dandy Dons on the Football Gods cursing Aberdeen theory, Stewart Milne replied, ‘Really? Seriously!? Aye, it’ll have been that, definitely. I’m in the clear. Yes! Do you want to buy a hoose?’