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Me and Willie Miller


I’m an Aberdonian, but I didn’t grow up in the city. I moved back into Aberdeen at seventeen, and went to a couple of games that first season. The football kicked in properly the following season, when I began as an art student at Gray’s School of Art. I didn’t know what middle class was, […]

Football is all about opinions, even if those opinions are largely stupid…

Some contradicting opinions about stuff, some not so serious, one is exceptionally delicate though.

Jack leaving means miserable prick element to actually get behind the team next season


With Ryan Jack leaving Aberdeen and probably Ash Taylor too, the small, but by Christ loud, miserable prick element in the Aberdeen support have agreed to go to Pittodrie next season to actually support the team instead of getting on a player’s back to destroy their confidence and ruin their career. A spokesman for the […]

Aberdeen F.C named best religious iconography in world football for thirty fourth year in a row

For the thirty fourth year in a row Aberdeen F.C picked up the award for best religious iconography in world football at FIFA’s religious iconography tournament in Zürich. A spokesman for FIFA commended Aberdeen F.C for this magnificent achievement, adding ‘I mean they don’t even do religion at Aberdeen F.C and they absolutely piss all over the Old […]

How to get more people to Pittodrie?


With the team playing great and winning regularly, the home crowds haven’t quite reached what most people would have expected. Times are hard for quite a few in the North East and that has to be a factor, but there may be other contributing factors. Based purely on a couple of people I know, a few long […]

Major archaeological dig could stop Aberdeen’s new stadium

The ancient town of Westhill have requested stopping Aberdeen FC’s new stadium after artefacts from the original Westhill settlement were found during an archeological dig. This major discovery has enticed The Time Team hippies and Baldrick out of retirement to continue investigations. The first settlement at Westhill dates all the way back to 1968 and a Coke bottle in this […]

Ladbrokes huge investment in Scottish football


In case you missed it, the Ladbrokes trophy tour arrived in Aberdeen. Every bit as amateur as pretty much all the marketing and presentation concerning Scottish football. The SPFL have renamed the leagues to have exactly the same names as the English equivalent. There is absolutely no reason historically or from a marketing perspective for this. It just […]

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