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The Dandy Dons is a conceptual art project on Aberdeen Football Club. Previously it was just a blog about a football team, but I was thinking ‘conceptual art project’ might just get some stuff past copyright restrictions.

Jack leaving means miserable prick element to actually get behind the team next season

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With Ryan Jack leaving Aberdeen and probably Ash Taylor too, the small, but by Christ loud, miserable prick element in the Aberdeen support have agreed to go to Pittodrie next season to actually support the team instead of getting on a player’s back to destroy their confidence and ruin their career. A spokesman for the […]

Aberdeen F.C named best religious iconography in world football for thirty fourth year in a row

For the thirty fourth year in a row Aberdeen F.C picked up the award for best religious iconography in world football at FIFA’s religious iconography tournament in Zürich. A spokesman for FIFA commended Aberdeen F.C for this magnificent achievement, adding ‘I mean they don’t even do religion at Aberdeen F.C and they absolutely piss all over the Old […]

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